Age: b. 1970

Category: CX 1/2, XC MTB expert. Road JFF

Height: 5′-4″ in the morning

Weight: me and Hasso, same same

Emoji: 🐦

Turn ons: sharp wit, sexy bicycles, whiskey, my gd handlebar bag

Racing focus: Snacking. Dirt.

Strengths: Snacking. Sneak attacks.

How you feel you can contribute the the team: I’ll text you

Goals: Have fun, work hard, attack, earn snacks

Past cycling achievements: I have some cowbells and medals for some things. SSCXWC 2016 stripper bus survivor.