Age: b. 1974

Category: 1 / 2

Height: 170cm

Weight: About 29 six-beer packs, +/- consumption

Racing since: 2005

Racing focus: 1) kick Zack‘s ass, 2) tunnel vision w/ faint ambient sounds, tingly extremities & dry heaving

Strengths: Featherweights don’t have strength.

How you feel you can contribute to the team: Ridiculous good looks, average beer consumption/kg, cool offspring

Goals:  keep on kicking Zack’s ass

Past cycling achievements: None–JC was a triathlete